Monday, September 1, 2014

Hello September

hello september
Hello September
Do you know? September starts from the same day of the week as December, every year i.e. If 1st of September is Monday so 1st of December will also be monday. And this is all because, there is 91 days separating between September and December, which is multiple of 7 (also number of days in a week). Bit stupid facts.

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Momos Walla: Man Who Failed To Sell Momos

Momos Walla: Man Who Failed To Sell Momos
He was standing still, in kind of fear, rather say fear of failure. He was asking everyone to taste his momos, but everyone was so busy that they simply ignored him. And everytime he asks someone new, his voice was shattering down, and lowering down than his previous appeal.

Friday, August 1, 2014

How To Deal with Obnoxious People

how to deal with obnoxious people
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it will take their breath away.
There is some random guy in your college, work or even family, who always there to criticize, make you feel disgusted. Yup, you got it right, I am talking about the OBNOXIOUS man. He/she is just a random guy, but this person make you think hell is the better place to live than earth. But why the hell, he is able to do this, is there some kind of magic trick, he hold that he always have some kind of negative things for you, or everyone he seems to meet. So how to deal with this obnoxiously negative guy.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

How to tell a 9 year old about Rape?

What is Rape? And how to tell a 9 year old kid about Rape?
What is Rape? And how to tell a 9 year old kid about Rape?
He just asked, "Bhaia, What is Rape?"

It was bit shocking for me, that how a 9 year old kid can ask such question. But rather than the question, why the hell, he is asking me this question? And where in the hell, he got this thing.

I just simply asked him, "What happened, Harsh. Where you get this thing in your mind?"

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

25 Powerful Two Word Phrases

Sometimes, you don't need a thousands words, only two words can do the magic. Only two words can provoke your emotions and motivate you to do the great things. And here are such two words for you.

be yourself two word phrases
Be Yourself
1. Be Yourself.
Be yourself. Because everything in the world is just taken. So be yourself.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Tortoise and Rabbit Again - A Short Story

Tortoise and Hair - A Short Story
Tortoise and Rabbit Again - A Short Story
Old Elephant, the prime minister enters into the King's den.

Old Elephant: "Hail the king of all kings.

[Lion King acknowledges the Old Elephant by raising his hand]

I would like to discuss, an important matter in private, my dear majesty. [In a serious tone]"

King Lion, by judging the seriousness of the Old Elephant voice tone, ask him to join him in his private chamber.

Friday, July 18, 2014

Take A Chance

looking up. make a wish. take a chance and run away
Take A Chance
Me and Niyati were heading back to home, after a long tiring day at work. I was in no mood of talking, but you know them (women), they somehow save some energy to talk. Moolchand metro station, just passed away, and I was just waiting for our stations to come. Suddenly, she pinched me, and said, "Why are you not speaking? And Why are you looking up all that time? Do you want to break the ceiling and escape away like superman?